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"I'm not upset because it's Monday.  I'm upset because I have to wear real pants. " - So true.

It’s not because it’s Monday…

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

Do it my way

Here is a collection of funny and relatable ecards collected from around the web

No amount of alcohol makes 'Red Solo Cup' tolerable to listen to.

No amount of alcohol makes "Red Solo Cup" tolerable to listen to! I have never seen such truth be spoken!

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

True

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

I could say this about a lot of people ;)

This is pretty much the story of my life with a lot of the students I work with!

I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

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