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An example of how careful writers need to be with metalphors...and how they can be very, very funny. Sometimes unintentionally! You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

Especially an extremely Pissed Off Wife cuz you've been talking to her husband! Best thing to do is don't talk to a Married Man & stay away far far away from Married Men!!

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My favorite burn! Thanks Real housewives of orange county!!

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