I didn't text you, vodka texted you. ( Hahahaha!!!! So true)
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Oh geez. Things that are funny at 4:30 in the morning.. Lol
I did't text you, vodka texted you #alcohol #funny #quote
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"I didn't text you, Vodka texted you." My life.
this makes me laugh! So true @Marianne Toohey
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so funny! so true!
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A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, an able to take on the world. Oh wait, that's wine... Wine does that.
A good man versus wine
Oh how I love wine!!!
... sad but true...
I enjoy alcohol
bring it on!
Oh goodness.........I am still laughing.
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lol, not judging because I know it's nice to at least have one nice thing, but I know people who act broke then have super nice designer bags! Too funny
@Kathleen Iepson "Sometimes I like to play the game what is the most expensive thing I am wearing." "That's funny, I play the what is the cheapest thing I am wearing"
Had to Laugh!! This is so true!!! It's me sometimes. ;)
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funny quotes, you are getting on my last nerve
NOW THATS FUNNY AND SO TRUE!!
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funny alcohol because no good story ever starts with eating a salad funny caption
haha :) so true! ALL my good stories get by with a little help from alcohol
so true but my motto is " After one drink the story gets better".lol
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story...
Alcohol doesn't make the story funny!
alcohol! Nothing but the truth!
Haha just for laughs
Story of my life
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I tell my kids that they are safe all the time because their room is a mess!
Now I get why the two of my kids cannot seem to keep their room clean.
LOL to bad it stresses me out to have a messy room.. Still funny :))
This must be the reason my daughter hates cleaning her room😂
LOL...for my sister and my daughter! Ng
Funny Messy room excuse
LOLjust made me laugh
Messy Room Quote
This one really speaks to me.
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truth The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher ThePartyGoddess.com #quote #sarcasm #profanity #humor #funny #lol #vintage
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Profanity is one thing we all have come into contact with or have personally used before. But the classroom isn't the place for this language. Typically, the older the student, the heavier the profanity. If the display of disapproval doesn't eliminate the problem, a teacher can instruct the students (individually or as a class) to put together a dictionary or synonym book providing alternatives and definitions for profanity.
Lol you're so delusional. It's so pathetic how you still think all those things when literally none of it is true. But it's cool bro. I don't need to impress you or be liked by anyone on your whore side of the tracks. I have the truth and my dignity on my side and all you have is a pathetic life and marriage to a total and complete lying douche. Is that why none of his friends stuck around? Cuz handling two of you is too much? Thank you for making me laugh though.
fluent in three languages haha so true for me
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
Language Proficiency? #humor #lol #funny
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I have no tact at all....good thing I have an unlimited supply of sarcasm
Tact Vintage retro funny quote .. #sarcasm #women #humor
Tact is useful but sarcasm makes me laugh
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so true! I have no tact lol
very true... :)
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oops oops! ...Hahaha!!!!! :) ...That was sometimes me when I was younger. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! ;) No, I'm just kidding. You know I'm a good girl, right Mommy??? ;)
Reminds me of high school and always blaming my friends even though it was my idea.
usually they just encourage me to follow through with the ideas...
I think I just got a glimpse into my daughter's future.....
Hahahahaha!!! Just made my mom laugh out loud!
Haha, highschool. Oh, the good ole days! LOL
Haha! Sounds like me and my sisters!
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Okay, so it's not a very nice thing for me to say as a Christian or think as a therapist. But, this hits the nail on the head!
Cracks me up! The things we think but never say out loud. kakakak
sometimes you just have to laugh at how true this is!
won't say whether this is true or not.
#Quotes #Funny #Sometimes #People
Funny but sadly, true.
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ah, my life... although I'm not, I feel like it sometimes...
Dear bipolar friends: Let your freak flag fly!
Yep. I can relate. I can't.
not that i can relate...
oh my bipolar friends
Honestly... SO funny.
this is my life
i can relate
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Sex and the city quote
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I mean lets be honest. hahah
Pretty much my life story
this describes my life
STORY OF MY LIFE!! LOL
yup . true fact B-)
welcome to my life!
My life. Seriously.
This.. Is my life!
OMG, I had to pin this as it just makes me laugh! Inappropriate, yes, but funny all the same :)
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Some things can't be helped.
Story of my life!!
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I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk. Once we finish our backyard makeover, I am so ordering some of these glasses!!
I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk @Dawn Cameron-Hollyer Cameron-Hollyer Cameron-Hollyer Cameron-Hollyer Cameron-Hollyer Chase @Jordan Bromley Bromley Bromley Bromley Bromley Chase
I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk - @Heidi Haugen Haugen Pascuiti Galeone and @Connie Hamon Hamon Martinez-Corcoran
I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk Ok....I'm a little more outdoorsy than that. But it's funny!!
I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk - @Heidi Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Pascuiti Galeone and @Connie Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Martinez-Corcoran
the great outdoors. Ecard humor funny laugh. Will have this for my patio beer cookout #party
I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk.... I'll be using this on my patio
I pin way too many things about drinking....but they're FUNNY! ha
I 'm outdoorsy... hehehehehe...
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my friends laugh and roll on the floor when I fall!!! @Louise Stevenson
hahaha. that's hilarious! good thing my friends can handle theirs.
My friends don't drop me, they just stand back, watch and laugh!
Instant Funny Quotes: my friends cant hande thier alcohol
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The Funny Moms and Kids Blog: Parenting Quotes. I love to clean up messes!
Yeah right!! But so true The Funny Moms and Kids Blog: Parenting Quotes
Funny quote about being a mom! Omg so true lol. (sarcastic humor lol)
Funny quote about being a mom! But... I'm not really laughing!
Funny quotes about being a mom! Some are so true it hurts!
The Funny Moms and Kids Blog: Parenting Quotes :)
Funny quotes about being a mom! My life..
Funny Mom things
I want to like people but they're just so fucking stupid..... Yess ughhh #ecards #funny #quotes
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the truth of these things is so funny in a very scary, real way! :)
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Ecards this seriously made me laugh, had to share lol
Whoever makes these E cards just knows me
These Ecards are just so freaking funny.
Funny Ecards So true...