Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner... The suspense was killing me. ( I love the piano... Too funny)

Aging Humor Sarcastic Sign with Cat in the Hat

Cat in the Hat Aging Humor Funny Novelty Sign

Yes!! -- and stop asking me about me when I'm gonna have children. It's nunya business!!

Yes!! -- and stop asking me about me when I'm gonna have children. It's nunya business!!

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

Another good reason to keep yourself #healthy, you might end up in the hands of one of these clowns. If number 8 is an issue for you, sorry but it’s too late! http://ozhealthreviews.com/health-tips/7-reasons-why-you-need-to-build-more-muscle/

Another good reason to keep yourself #healthy, you might end up in the hands of one of these clowns. If number 8 is an issue for you, sorry but it’s too late! http://ozhealthreviews.com/health-tips/7-reasons-why-you-need-to-build-more-muscle/

@diva007 . Come visit me. We must get wasted again. I had such a blast with you. Plus we're both hilarious. Not sure if you know this but in Aspen the wine flows like beer, LOL (a lil dumb and dumber humor).

@diva007 . Come visit me. We must get wasted again. I had such a blast with you. Plus we're both hilarious. Not sure if you know this but in Aspen the wine flows like beer, LOL (a lil dumb and dumber humor).

If someone ever heard the way I talk to my pet in private, they would never look at me the same again.

If someone ever heard the way I talk to my pet in private, they would never look at me the same again.

Quotes for Moms and Dads - the fact that phases is spelled wrong really bugs me.

Quotes for Moms and Dads - the fact that phases is spelled wrong really bugs me.

Haha! Seriously tho... Why is it that you talk so much shit about me again?!? Lmao! Who gives a shit about what the EX has to say?!? Haha I guess I can't blame you, I would hate the girl he gives the world to, also! Bless your heart! ;)

Haha! Seriously tho... Why is it that you talk so much shit about me again?!? Lmao! Who gives a shit about what the EX has to say?!? Haha I guess I can't blame you, I would hate the girl he gives the world to, also! Bless your heart! ;)

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