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"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." But change parent to Nanny for me.

For all the Single Christian Girls who are waiting on God's special timing for them...

Funny Confession Ecard: No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (My Life)

Hunter's wife humor

A man can sit up in a tree in winter weather and shoot a deer from 100 yards away, right between the eyes, but then come home and pee all over the toilet seat!

True...so true! Lol

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends" true very true so true

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

hahaha

No, I'm not a smart ass.I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious & I speak fluent sarcasm. But really though, I'm a smart ass

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

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Ok, true eating disorders, and their horrific and tragic effects on those I know and love, aside. This is pretty damn funny

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