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Tequila Tuesdays... It should be a thing.
I always vote tequila party
And Olive juice :)
Gina. 21 years young. Midwest sorority girl living the city life. Lover of sports, pearls, traveling, fashion and all things pink and sparkly.
The truth is...The best nights are usually unplanned, random and spontaneous. Those are the best nights!!
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The best nights are usually unplanned, random and spontaneous. // Truth.
So true! The best nights are usually unplanned, random and spontaneous.
I really need more unplanned random and spontaneous nights in my life!
summer nights How I met the Italian love of my life~Em♥
unplanned, random and spontaneous nights.
The best nights.. True story!
so true story of my life
Take care of you! #love #light #passion #patience #zen #positive #thoughts #mindfullness #meditation #free #faith #acceptance #appreciate #affirmations #mantra #gratitude #compassion #courage #evolve #energy #hope #namaste #selflove #selfworth #selfvalue
Ain't this the truth?!? Funny Mother's Day Card by spiffylittlethings on Etsy.
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ha. this is probably meant for mothers to pin rather than daughters but.... I know a true story when I see one
Insanely Funny Mothers Day Card | Cool Mom Picks [Haha! i love this. gotta find one for my mom.]
Funny Mother's Day Card by spiffylittlethings on Etsy. So true, my mom would love this haha
At first I thought, "wait, that doesn't apply to my mother..." but what was I thinking!
Funny Mother's Day Card. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true :)
15 funny Mother's Day Cards for mamas with sass - Cool Mom Picks
Truth! Mothers are all slightly insane. JD Salinger
Most of us can testify to the truth of Holden Caufield's observation in Salinger's novel, The Catcher in the Rye. A touch of insanity is, after all, required in order to to actually raise children, run a household, hold down a job outside the house, and still find time to read a book or two. And where is the best place to find more than just slightly insane mothers? Within the pages of a novel, of course. Here are five of my favorite mothers in literature, running the gamut from slightly wacky to downright bat-shit crazy: WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTE? by Maria Semple. Bernadette's antics, the result of her anxiety-filled days trapped in Seattle, makes her entirely beloved to both readers and her daughter, but despite the laughter, the fact that she disappears off the face of the Earth while on a trip to Antarctica makes her more than just a little crazy - anxiety or no. Bernadette may be endearing and funny, but she's also at least a 7 on the crazy mother scale. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN by Lionel Shriver. Eva is the mother of a teenage killer. As she relates his childhood, it becomes clear that her inability to connect to her son in any meaningful way might well have played a role in shaping the monster he would become. Was it nature or nurture? Everyone is going to have a different opinion on this, but for my money, Eva earns at least a 9 on the crazy scale. THE DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD by Rebecca Wells. When the whole family thing gets to be too much, Vivi just gets in her car and drives to a hotel at the beach where she sleeps until she can face motherhood again. Admit it, this is every mother's secret fantasy. But to actually do it? Without telling your family where you're going or if you're ever coming back? Yeah, that's probably a good solid 5 on the crazy scale. MOTHER, MOTHER by Koren Zailckas. Josephine has some serious control issues. But it takes a lot of work to keep up that facade of a perfect home and family. When her children step out of line, she has one daughter committed to a mental institution and the other daughter "runs away"....or does she? Josephine is a definite 10 on the crazy scale. MILDRED PIERCE by James M. Cain. Ah, Mildred. You might think Mildred was more misguided than crazy. After all, she simply indulged her spoiled daughter until Vida finally stole the one thing Mildred really loved: her new husband. You would think Mildred would finally wake up and smell the coffee. But no. Instead of seeing her evil daughter for what she really is, Mildred proceeds to put herself firmly on the crazy scale. Somewhere around a 6 or so. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Here's to keeping our crazy anywhere below a 5.
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These 22 Super Cute Love Notes Are What Makes Relationships Last Forever made me giggle all day long http://dailynews666.com/category/love-quotes/
These 22 Super Cute Love Notes Are What Makes Relationships Last Forever made me giggle all day long
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Adorable love notes. #Dating #Relationships #Love
yep. that's my husband
Happy & Naked....
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True, you don't even think about taking pictures. This applies to many things in life, enjoy the moments with friends and family. :-)
So true!! I love taking pictures but sometimes I have to fight the urge and just live and be present in the moment so it doesnt pass me by!
Goes for all of life! I have a great camera and still never remember to take pictures. I would rather experience things, not stand back and look at it later.
i noticed that i don't have pictures from recent nights when i was out... like my 25th birthday and christmas parties. then i realized it's because i honestly didn't think to take pictures, because i was having too much fun and enjoying the company of the people i was with to think about taking pictures to put on Instagram or Facebook. and in my opinion, that's a wonderful thing ;)
"If you're taking pictures of yourself having fun at the club, you are not having fun at the club."
I try to always take pictures & have fun...
Heh. I have all the mental pictures....
I love pictures, but this is true.
The best nights #pictures
I am not a shopaholic, I am helping the economy
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I am not a shopaholic, I am helping the economy! #fashion_memes #inspirational_fashion_quotes #fashion_quote #words_to_live_by #style #fashion #fashion_blogger
Blair Waldorf !!! Love gossip girl another of m all time fav series !!!! Blair an chuck 1000000000% they are just Perf 2gether!!!!
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Shopping for a cause; the economy. Fashion quote. www.sophieandjames.com
"I am not a shopaholic, I am helping the economy" shopping quote
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Shopping for a cause #FashionQuote #Koopmanmode
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Sleep solves everything! Until you've gotten that sleep under your belt, don't believe a thing your sleep-deprived mind tells you!
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Sleep solves every thing....it's always better in the morning.....but not solved LOL
sleep solves everything, words, quotes - so true.
my life motto, or I thought it would!!
Sad that this really is my life motto
That is the truth until you wake up
So True this is my life's motto!
SO TRUE, I love sleeping! lol
"Sleep solves EVERY thing."
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Of course I will! Pan-a-Cakes and lazy Saturday mornings with the family all together...This is a wonderful life!
I love pancakes... Either pumpkin or chocolate chips or pumpkin with chocolate chips 😁
He makes me pancakes without me asking because he know how much I love them:)
I love when he calls em darling. Pancakes every morning!
Sunday Mornings - Awwww! Of course I will. lol
my thoughts every saturday morning...
Pancakes darling, pancakes!
it's hard to put into words what last week was like. i awoke at 4:30 AM on sunday and looked out my living room window and saw our cars about to be submerged with water. i ran to get warren up; he raced outside in boxers and crawled through the tailgates to save our cars. as he waded back to the front door, we stood in shock. we went to the garage and opened the doors....inside we saw a swimming pool of what use to be our stuff....it was floating, our refrigerator was turned upside down. fear filled our eyes as we stared in shock, wondering what was going on. i ran to find my cell phone to start calling our friends. we began running through the house, wondering what to get, and what to do. i was not calm. my precious children slept in bed totally unaware of what was about to take place. warren looked at me and grabbed my hands and said "shannon, i love you. water is about to come into the house. we have got to go." i ran to the children's room and woke them up. i handed them backpacks and told them to put their favorite toys in them. taylor cried and walker stood in shock still half asleep, not knowing what was going on. i ran to the kitchen and saw that water was pouring in through our floor vents. i opened the chest with our pictures in them and ran to put them on my kitchen counter. it was time to go. we carried our children in our arms as we waded through the waist high water. my cell phone rings, it's one of my best friends who lives a block away...panic is in her voice as she says her family is trapped and they cannot get out. water has risen to the stairs of the second floor. they are rescued by a boat. my phone rings again, it's my in-laws saying, we can't make it to their house b/c the bridge is flooded. we race to our dearest friend's house in the neighborhood. i don't know how their house did not flood. as daylight comes, we look outside her windows and see X marks on all of the houses on the opposite side of the street. we walk to the end of the block, it's unreal. what once was a street, is now a lake. we watch as the water rises and breaks the window's of homes. our friends back their john boats into the water and take off to save the ones that are still trapped. helicopters loom above us. it's something i will never forget. i have been forever changed. i have seen my home's walls being cut in half, my floors being ripped out, my kitchen being sledged hammer, our belongings being picked up and thrown into a dumpster..... i have seen true love from family, friends, volunteers, church members, and strangers. i have cried, hugged, laughed, cussed...you name it, we've done it. our community is so incredibly strong. they have lifted our hearts and prayers. we are humbled and our lives have been forever changed....thank you for everyone that has reached out. we feel incredibly blessed and loved; if there is one lesson to learn in life, it's that there is so much good out there....
"Saying nice things doesn't work when They're "Fucking Someone else..." Why can't just be nice simply to someone innocent? Fuck you anyways.
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Harsh, but True Feelings! If people would just say nice things, then they wouldn't have to follow these instructions! BE POSITIVE! BE NICE!
...made me laugh like I needed to.....
Hahahaha this kinda made me laugh.
Love this...everyone be nice!
Can't stop laughing
Be nice or fuck off
Be nice or...
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You have the potential to make beautiful things. Yes, you. #inspirational #quotes | best from pinterest
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You have the potential to make beautiful things. Yes, you. #creativity, #quotes
All good and perfect things - inspiring quote - motivational quote
yes, you. #beautifulthings
You can #positive #quote
Great student quote
Interesting and different
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This is to every one I my friends lol we are quirky, weird, funny, different, fun, crazy..yet loving, loyal, reliable, thoughtful & most importantly there!!!
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You're interesting and you're different. You are so interestingly differently amazing. I don't like it, I love it! <3
I love interesting people and the stories they have....
And this is so true about the people I love the most!
You’re Interesting And You’re Different
Why I love my friends
Be you. I like you.
ha. so true
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Lol reminds me of my husband and I. He's easily impressed and I'm the opposite....it takes a hell of a lot to impress me.
~: diss :~ “I’ll clap when I’m impressed” letterpress prints available now at the Blood of the Young Secret Internet Black Market. There is a black on black version as well. The phrase is lifted from the band Dangers. How about you guys put out another record soon, alright? Alright. We’re waiting over here…
[y_h_b_t_i] | visualgraphic: When I’m impressed thought of you @Brittney Cannizzaro hahaha
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Saying // [clap clap clap clap clap]
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Dear Karma... I have a list of people you missed. So true! LOL
Dear Karma...HAHAHA! SO TRUE!
Dear Karma... a long list
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would the girl you were yesterday admire the woman you are today? if not, adjust for desired results // woman