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If you could lose weight by just wearing work out clothes, we'd be the skinniest bitches around....

eCards - If you could lose weight by just wearing workout clothes, we'd be the skinniest bitches around.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

Funny Confession Ecard: No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Unfortunately, that's about what I've been doing lately!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. Sorry but it's really funny!

It's just that I love my friends so much... and sitting on my ass... and drinking...

I love exercise

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass.

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

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