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omg true u never know where its gonna pop out at and scare u again....or if u kill one u never know if it was the "one"


Truths for mature humans.

#31, for me, is the cell phone (I don't wear a watch). I get my phone out of my pocket to check the time, see some messages coming through (FB, email, text, etc.) and get distracted. Then 10 seconds after I put it in my pocket it's back out so I can check the time. And no kidding...if more messages come through in that 10 secs, the cycle repeats!

And it's not because I'm afraid of the dark, I've never really been afraid of it, it's just if something is going to jump out and kill us... I'll plan you a nice funeral.

Sometimes I do this and vocally give my opinion....

I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.

If you had never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from the 'lava', you didn't have a childhood.