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PERFECT GUY! Disney :)

Hell yeah I wanna bake shit and watch Disney movies!

Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

'I really wanna marry the guy who whistled at me from his car' - said no woman ever.

So true. And the same goes for whistling at me while I'm pumping gas. If you want a chance, PUMP IT FOR ME! moral: do not whistle at me. If it makes me feel anything, it is jealousy; I cannot whistle.

Funny Movies Ecard: I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything.

Funny Movies Ecard: I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything. <--- Although it doesn't fix everything, it does make me feel a lot better.

Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! // The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

There's probably a lot of truth in this statement. I go there when i don't want the judging looks of what i bought. so what if i bought chocolate, ice cream, sweatpants, tissues and the latest Nicholas Sparks book?

Stage Manager Credo. It does however remind me of my overall life plan.

technically this makes no sense. Most Shakespeare endings are "Happily Ever After" with a few exceptions. So essentially Disney and Shakespeare are the same thing.

haha @Vanessa Gregory this is pretty much your description of me, except, everyday.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Outta the way, world. I've got my sassy pants on today. (Too funny!

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