Yup, I wrote a motherfucking book. Get my tips for what to do at a Pinterest-perfect party (devour that delicious hand-molded octopus lollipop, drink whatever is in your mason jar, and do so with zeal, and rejoice that some people are willing/able to do this shit, even if you're not) and so much more! Remember: being a parent is awesome, even if you don't hand-embroider your baby's cloth diapers. P.S. Coming soon as an Audible audio download so multitaskers rejoice! #FuckYeah!
Baby Fever, Baby Clothing
Like this board? You may enjoy my fucking book, coming this September from Skyhorse Publishing. Are you an Aussie and you like this book? Look for "Stop Reading Baby Books" from Black Inc. Press, also in September. Same shit, but more words and fewer pictures.
Reading Baby, Baby Books
Fu K Cockfuc In Suck, Christmas 2014, Awesome Holidays, Fucking Homemaking, Hate Hanging, Hanging Christmaslight, Solution Cafe Styl Lights, Fucking Hate, Mothers Effen Homemaking
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Okay. I get cloth diapers. They're diapers made out of fucking cloth. Duh. BUT WHY DO CLOTH DIAPERING SUPPORT GROUPS EXIST?! Click the pic to go to my HuffPo article about #clothdiapering.
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@Sara Eriksson Brown
Okay. I get cloth diapers. They're diapers made out of fucking cloth. Duh. BUT WHY DO CLOTH DIAPERING SUPPORT GROUPS EXIST?! Click the pic to go to a HuffPo article about #clothdiapering.
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If you never take #party #decorations down YOU NEVER HAVE TO PUT THEM UP AGAIN. #alwaysbelazy
I just keep putting more up each year. Also, Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.
Put some #books up on your wall and then rotate that shit up SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE SAME PICTURES. (Alternatively captioned: do a better fucking job than me matching paint colors.) #goldenbooks #rainbowumbrellaFTW!
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Put some #books up on your wall: decor +fun!
My children live to ruin shit, especially video game shit, SO I LOCK IT THE FUCK UP. #donttouchdiscslikethat #stopsuckingonthecontroller #justdonttouchthepowerbutton #itsnotatoyokaywellitisatoybutnotforyoutoplaywithlikethat
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OP says: My children live to ruin shit, especially video game shit, SO I LOCK IT THE FUCK UP. #donttouchdiscslikethat #stopsuckingonthecontroller #justdonttouchthepowerbutton #itsnotatoyokaywellitisatoybutnotforyoutoplaywithlikethat
Picnic Table, Yard Ideas
Seriously, I have been meaning to build a picnic table for 2 years. I am going to do it, dammit.
Buy cheap berries that are about to turn, a big tub of plain yogurt and then BAM! You got yourself some badass berry #yogurt.
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My kids can polish off a jar of pickles in a sitting, so we started making our own. Turns out #pickles, or at least #refrigeratorpickles, are #easyfuckingpeasy: boil water, spice and vinegar; dump the liquid on the cukes; then stuff those mofos in a fucking #masonjar and in a week you have yourself some cheap-ass pickles.