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lol...@Samantha Yates this is what was going through your head when I said I forgot to eat wasn't it? Usually though this is me

E-card: When someone says " I forgot to eat." I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.

nutella

It's been an eat-Nutella-straight- from-the-jar kind of day. R u kidding its always a eat-nutella-strait-out-of-the-jar day haha

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying, "Shut up, I know I can do it, I just don't want to." encouragement funny leave me alone humor

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

BAHAHA! Oh, boy. So very very true.--I'm sure my child makes a few people feel this way too at times, but .....!!!

Funny Baby Ecard: If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. Feel like this some days at work!

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.

So true, so true.This random stranger will thank me for the validation.

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