Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we don't care.
More Than Sayings: Who are we? WOMEN!
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.
Those stupid ninja cars are the worst >.< you know, the ones that hide from you until you're about to turn into the spot...
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha
I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.
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Omg!!! If only ppl could read my mind sometimes. I know everyone has at least one person they feel this way about!!! Haha
Funny Friendship Ecard: Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.
Haha. sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.
@Marcie Brewster...we must remember this tactic. Much easier than the dumpster idea! HAHAHA
I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.
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