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I am just going to keep calling and texting you until you understand how normal I am.

Besties before testes! Haha. Maybe this will be part of the oath I make all my gay friends take upon accepting them into the flock. . .

Honey those arent curves, quit trying to justify your nasty OBESITY!! Lay off of food...how about just never eat again so maybe the fatty roles and blubber in your face will eat itself!!! You are the real Miss Piggy!! OINK OINK

from Inspirational Quotes Gazette

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point - The glass is refillable

i want a small business start at the home, help i want to start my own business, information on how to start a small business - People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point - The glass is refillable

Oh how true! Someday they will give up till then my poor husband will just have to deal with the crazy sending him emails and freaking calls.