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true story. so true. 2 things to make me happy as hell lol
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Only 2 things can change a woman's mood: 1. I love you. 2. 50% Discount.
Seriously stupid brats.
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so true! It makes me so mad when I see younger kids who have zero respect for anyone. just grrrr >:( lol
Respect for Others ohhhh so true! Kids today have ZERO respect.
So true, why don't people do it 2 their kids?
True story hahahah
True story! :)
I love being a father, I love kids, and I have fond memories of my childhood and a few defining moments that helped shape a large portion of my behavior. When I was a kid I had a very basic and clear description of the "Don't go there regions." Im certain you are wondering what the hell a " Don't go there region" is, so by all means let me enlighten you. The following list covers some of the major "Don't go there regions" of my youth: Stealing. Raising my voice. Interrupting others. Fighting. Disrespecting my elders. Bullying. Tantrums. Staying up late. As I grew each region took on a new dimension but essentially the concept was the same. One thing that I did was test the regions, as it turns out my first test was successful in giving me a clear message that further testing would result in some manner of my own demise. I will never forget it because it involved 3 regions at once as well as my favorite candy. I was a five year old and extremely outgoing, I had what some would call a winning personality that captured the heart of many, partly because I was a master at engaging people in conversation. My mom and Step Dad took me to the supermarket after picking me up from school. This particular trip was a welcome change as it meant that I could play both sides against the middle and get a box of Jordan Almonds, my favorite candy. I attempted to work my plan when, in unison, my parents said " NO." I could see my hope evaporate, the taste of the sweet shell left as soon as it had arrived. In my young and semi- devious mind I was crushed as well as blinded by my ambition. The 1980's were a decade of greed and I was greedy for my candy. Naturally I did what came natural to a child that age and threw a tantrum, my mother squashed it with something I like to refer to as the eyebrow of death. I wrestled the almonds away from my step dad's hand and darted to the comfort of our car. I thought this was done and over seeing as how possession is nine tenths of the law. I was so mistaken as both my parents spanked me, took the almonds, and proceeded to punish me. Now I flash forward thirty years and think of some of the kids I see today. Parents are totally afraid to discipline their kids and the little fuckers know, and often take advantage of the situation. I'm not saying this is the majority of cases or even half but I swear it sickens me. Parents don't need to beat the shit out of their kids but some parameters and a spanking when necessary in order to assert authority works way better than a conversation. Spanking is not abuse, using a belt or going medieval is. What was done to our parents in the 50's and 60's helped spawn peace and love and that's great, but seriously.
My parents spanked me as a child, As a result I now suffer from a psychological condition, known as "Respect for Others"..
Funny Stuff - Putting a smile on your face.
So true! I seriously HATE roaches.
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Roaches: Making surprise athletes out of women since the dawn of time. OMG LMAO, I HATE ROACHES!
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especially the palmetto bugs we have in the south!
they make me good at the high jump!
Story of my life....
LOL - Totally me
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Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly! So is this why you're always late Freya?!
Ha! Most times I do both. It should read, "Better to arrive late than hungry". Doesn't make sense to go anywhere hungry :)
Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly. This is totally my motto!!! :-)
Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly. As I call it fashionably late.
Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly. Just sayin'.
Story of my life...better late & beautiful than not at all ;).
Its better to arrive late....(Story of my life!! Haha)
Hahaha..don't know why I find this so funny :)
My life motto!
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Yes this is so true. I'm a limited edition, one and only, so don't waste your time with me if ur just gonna talk to me when ur bored please
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Limited Edition ~Not exactly a "sad" truth, but definitely the truth!
I'm not weird. I'm limited edition. True story.
I´m not weird. I´m limited edition.
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But seriously. My other pet peeve is people saying "You look really pretty in this picture." So I look terrible in all the rest? Thanks...
"You look pretty today!" ......Was I ugly yesterday? ~~great job friend. way to boost my self esteem ;D
"You look pretty today!" Was I ugly yesterday? -- Who hasn't thought this response? LOL! #funny #humor
So true! Daughter asked me the other day, "Why do you look so pretty today, mom?" Nice.
when people tell me I look pretty today, I think, was I ugly yesterday?
my thoughts exactly.
story of my life.
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Funny Stuff Pt.49
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Hi my name is Brenna and I am a pinaholic, I have been pinning for 1 year now and I don't think I can or anyone else can ever make me stop pinning
Hi, my name is Tammy Marceaux and I'm a Pinterest Addict!! Lol!!
Hi my name is___________and I'm a pinoholic. True story.
Hi, my name is melissa, and I'm a Pinaholic.
Sarah... my name is Sarah... HAHA SO TRUE!
Hi my name is Dorothy I am a Pinoholic. About two years ago my daughter introduced me to Pinterest. I was a major deep depression from not having the job that I loved anymore. I was staying in bed never getting out. Just not doing anything after about three months my daughter said mom let me hook you up to Pinterest. I said okay but I'm probably not going to like it. Boy she was right I was wrong I love Pinterest. Next thing I knew I had 30 boards within a month pinning things like crazy. Next thing I started doing was going to garage sales are buying furniture rebuilding things repainting things. now I sell my furniture at a store in Athens Georgia. Now I have a Facebook page called redesigns by Dorothy I also have a Pinterest board redesigns by Dorothy. And I'm having fun hoping my furniture takes off even more than it already has. I like to think Pinterest for saving my life because y'all did. I absolutely love Pinterest. Dorothy
Quote if my life!
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Um this is very very true! The funny thing is men just don't take that second chance!!
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Free, TV Ecard: When I say I'm busy, what I really mean is I'm staying home so I can sit bra-less and watch Law and Order : SVU.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
Story. Of. My. Life.!! #truth
OMG! This is totally me!
Ecard law and order SVU
Story of my life!
Or playing xbox
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Truth. Although he plays video games when he thinks I'm watching something dumb...
Oh my gosh, how do they know my life?!?!?!?!?!? YES! (or playing video games)
Or playing video games...YES! hahah! so true!!! including sports or news
So true! It's happening right this moment! or playing video games :)
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SO true. Blake is playing video games right now... lol
Or playing video games! So so true!
Or playing xbox story of my life!
So true! giggle
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"LOL so true!"
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Truth is, I do this all the time for everyone regardless! Just saying!#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Lol so true, I actually have a few that's pretty on point, have to say we have some good laughs!!
lol so true - or mimic them if they have a stupid voice to start with haha!
Lol, so true!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
For a giggle and smile...,
The story of my life!
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Lol. So true. :)
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Yea! That is so true! Who else would my friends practice there planning and organizational skills on?
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"Admit it.. Life would be so boring without me." #funny #quote #saying yes
So true. :) My life would be boring if I didn't have the friends I do.
True story. @Maria Canavello Mrasek Pahang @Sharon Macdonald Gibson
True story. @Alisa Bobzien Jenkins @Sharon Macdonald Gibson
My life would be horribly boring without my husband.
Lol. So true. :)that's the truth....
My brother thinks this is one of the most hilarious things in the world, and he found it even funnier when I told him that it was probably the best way to deal with an upset woman :P XD
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My brother thinks this is one of the most hilarious things in the world, and he found it even funnier when I told him that it was probably the best way to deal with an upset woman :P XD <---- amazing xDD
Upset woman, hold her, tell her how beautiful she is, growl, retreat to sage distance, throw chocolate at her
This is one of the most hilarious things in the world, and its even funnier explaining to men its probably the best way to deal with an upset woman :P
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True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!
Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I have my life together. Hahaha. This is so true!
When my underwear matches...so true. Haha, it's the little things in life to make ya smile
True story. I so rarely feel like I have my life together so every little bit helps!
True story! Oh and if my bra and underwear match...well, watch out world!!
It's the little things....... True story
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Oh funny stuff!
Haha so true!
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#Relatable #Post That akward moment when you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning its exsistence.
I so do this! And I have to look up the correct spelling otherwise it drives me crazy if I dont! ..Relatable Post #169
Relatable Post yeah then i ask my teacher and theyre like oh thats fine! and im like really it doesnt look like it!
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Everyday. The English language is a cruel mistress.
Relatable Post #169 I do this all the time
Relatable Post #169! All the time!
Every spelling test ever!
describes my life
this is true. amen.
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"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something." #humor #funny #princecharming
So true...there are no limits to the places you should look. I found my Prince Charming in a trailer park!
Don't wait for life to come to you; go out there and get it yourself! so funny! I have my prince charming.
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Stop waiting for #princecharming. Get up and find him. The poor #idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
I don't know why I found this so funny, haha. "Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something." LOL.
So funny, and likely so true!
Of course he did, poor guy
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Stupid people (wow this is so true-maybe I can stop getting so upset).
This is so funny . So true. I hope its not me. Lol.
Inappropriate, yet, most funny things are
Stupid people don't know they're stupid
#funny #stupidpeople #sarcastic #truth
Stupid people. Wow this is so true.
So true - so funny - yet so sad!
Haha! So funny, so true!
I am seriously laughing so hard right now!!
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I like big trucks and I cannot lie! #country #loveit
Lol I love my lifted trucks!!! This is hilarious!!
lol! I dnt like diesels but i looove big trucks!
I like big trucks and I cannot lie! Hahahahaha
I love my big trucks and country boys
haha...country girl re-make. so funny
country girls like big TRUCKS
Truck yeah.. <3