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I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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Putting up with you is like eating pudding with a ford, not impossible but a total pain in the ass. | eCards

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

You know this true. "I have had enough, mommy" has been here since about Wednesday.

So TRUE! Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

This one GOES OUT TO ALL THE PARENTS IN CHICAGO....who think that NO ONE ELSE HAS A RIGHT FOR THEMSELVES OR THEIR FAMILIES

How to “Spoil” Children the Right Way

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!