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If you invested as much time into improving your own life as you do into being a vindictive bitch, think of all the shit youd accomplish.

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman... There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!!

Hate you? No, I don't exactly hate you. I curse the day we met, and basically disapprove of your very existence, but no, I don't hate you.

Unless your pick-up line is, "I have a full time job and am ready for commitment," then I am not interested.