Got 2 on back order for ya, bitch!

Hahaha!!

I'm so sorry. It seems you are suffering from SLAS. Oh, that's Stupid Lazy Asshole Syndrome. The only known cure is surgical removal of your head from your ass.

It's a skill, people.

omg... Lol!

Funny

Oh really? You know what that sounds like? Not my problem. @someecards

SOOOOOOOOO TRUE!

ExACTLY!!!

.....seriously......

Ha ha! Exactly!

Yup. Every single morning

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Exactly

Too true

My+diet+can+best+be+described+as+'Unsupervised+child+at+a+birthday+party.'

yep

LOL

Omg so true