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    Got 2 on back order for ya, bitch!


    Every. Damn. Day.



    haha, this is hilarious

    made me laugh!

    I deliberately alter my standard of customer service according to how polite the customer is.


    There has been a fire at the fucks factory. All fucks are temporarily on back order, but techs are working as fast as they can to restock our supply


    Cheers to you and your (whore)able replacement for me.

    Hahah this applies to so many people

    I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

    Now this is funny!

    this may be my favorite Ecard of all time!


    Imaginary Throat punches has always helped me be the bigger person. Lmfao.