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They must know me.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

TRUE

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I'm not really a bitch all the time. You just don't like when I call you out on your bullshit. All the time.

Water is the most essential element

The Tao of Coffee

Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee. my life nowadays!

I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG.

Funny Confession Ecard: I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG. lol so true

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

oh yes

walk in door jeans off, sweatpants on hair up. Wore sweatpants all day and hairs already up :)

This is so true especially when you are overscheduled!!

I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.Spoken like a true introvert!

Haha...mine would be I forgot how much it hurts certain body parts!!  LOL

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Procrastination

Procrastination

I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

Food brings me the comfort and happiness I cant seem to find in life lol

My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

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