“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

HAHAHA!!!! Mardy Mabel Relationship Break Up Card: no one liked your boyfriend anyway.

HAHAHA!!!! Mardy Mabel Relationship Break Up Card: no one liked your boyfriend anyway.

Patrick Swayze with Chris Farley in SNL Chippendale skit The Original Magic Mike Movie. One of my all time favorite sketches!

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