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If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3 year-old and tell her it's Santa.

Save a persons life

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it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

this goes along with many other things you have to wonder about Walmart

Funny Quote - Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only 4 registers will be open - Funny Pictures, Quotes, Videos and More!

This is what I wanted to say in math class last semester...Funny!

Dear Math, I'm Not A Therapist T-Shirt

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I think where she's pointing the gun is more important than is she's just holding it.

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

shit never works

Lies!

Kraft has been making mac & cheese for how long now? Since 1937 (yep, I just Wikipedia'd it). that's plenty of time for them to invent a true easy-open box. You sit on a throne of lies!

Sums up why I need my phone.

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

Expect the Unexpected

This is awesome - Funny quote advises: When someone says "expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that tit you?

my closet would be massive!!

My life would be amazing. Except for I guess it would be stealing & then the whole jail thing that would happen.

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Gingers

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

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