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Funny Friendship Ecard: Keep pissing me off. Once the Zombie Apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted dead. Zombie or not.

well now i have a reason to look forward to the zombie apocalypse.i had not thought of this as an option before :D

We should consider it…

We should consider it…

I'm not saying it is the start of the zombie apocalypse, but when a dude bites off another dude's face and doesn't react to being shot.perhaps we should consider it.

@Amanda Brockman @Jessica Hunter Bobby would be the best killing partner.

Before you marry someone, ask yourself, "Will they be a good killing partner during the Zombie Apocalypse?

I like my dog more than all humans. Sorry Mom. Not really, though, because I know you feel the same way. ___ Dogs Lover?? Visit our website now! :-)

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I miss the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.


Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

zombie apocalypse...all my students could talk about today! Yikes.

Victim in ghoulish flesh-eating attack on the MacArthur Causeway identified

should we break out the zombie apocalypse survival gear. i thought you had it!

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"The zombie apocalypse better not start in Kenya. We'll never be able to outrun those bitches.

Look at all the fucks I give.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.