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Why I don't want kids.

Hahaha right!

You may laugh but a juice box isn't a bad idea for a rep who's on the road a lot. Sometimes a little burst of sugary juice is really all you need--especially after a long hot promotion in the summer! Best part is you can leave them in your car and they'll stay good. That goes for Gatorade and any other sealed drinks with a little more oomph than water!

NoWayGirlfrom NoWayGirl

I love Reopards

BAHAHAHA!! Oh, you adorable Asian, you.



sad, but true

Why MEN are NOT allowed to take messages:.................................. Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer is normal. I didn't even know you liked beer! <3 (HILARIOUS!!)


Why men snore…


9GAGfrom 9GAG

A double shot of Anti-Joke Chicken

This made me laugh so hard.

shore shellcome: Funny Texts, Giggle, Sea Pun, Ocean Puns, Funny Stuff, Text Messages, Text Puns

Just read some of this..Pretty funny! This stay-at-home dad he writes messages on sticky-notes around the house. Absolutely hilarious.