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sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. and by sorry, i mean you're welcome.
"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."- Holly Golightly Best movie ever.
Hashtag Etiquette. Click through now, before Facebook hashtags take over.
Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.
Who was the 1st lady to shave her legs & instill in us that hairy legs are gross???? It's her fault we must have hairless legs!!!
YES! In fact I still get a little disappointed when CDs I buy (yes, I still buy them) don't have lyrics... "You mean I have to GOOGLE IT?!" Haha.
"I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards
Facebook is not a clothesline. Be a Dear and air your dirty laundry elsewhere.
You hide crazy like a bikini hides an extra 45 pounds.
I guess I should just stop over-thinking... Or @ least that's what ppl tell me to do. As if I WANT to obsess over everything. Dip shits.
Oh I'm not bossy. I've been blessed with an administrative gift. Yes.
Plus a put away button. Laundry takes up half my day!