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'A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world .that's wine.wine does that.' I love it best when my good man shares his good wine with me ♥♥♥

It speaks the truth...

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

thank God for short weeks...

Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.that's if you only drink on the weekends.

Never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to.

Last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, "I love you." He asked, "Is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "It's me. talking to the wine.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny!! No kidding

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

She says that like it's a bad thing.

Ellis, isn't this what you're always saying about me? That I'm mean :) Funny. I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

its funny that a girl got into a lot of trouble for making something like this.she got so much hate mail and what-not but its true.our boobs DO go inside our shirts

For the Ladies... Sounds like someone I know

I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with the corks

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