Some of the best time I had in the Navy had beer and fireworks involved. Never lost a finger, went to the hospital. I remember being part of the redneck yacht club in P'cola during 2004 July activities beer, boats and fireworks! Awesome, simply awesome.
I saw this sign in a winery once, but they were advertising espressos & puppies! I thought it was a funny and clever way to kindly ask parents to keep a really good eye on their children and take them home if they're having a hard time behaving.