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I stopped believing for a little while this morning // Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out // ecard

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Never laugh at your wife's choices.You are one of them. You are one of them.

hahaha...this pick up line would freakin work on me cause I'd laugh so hard

Funny Flirting Ecard: On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?

This dumb whore doesn’t know the difference between deserts  and desserts   #UneducatedHillbilly #GetYerGun #SquirrelStew

This dumb whore doesn’t know the difference between deserts and desserts #UneducatedHillbilly #GetYerGun #SquirrelStew

Not sayin' I hate you, but attack by honey badgers

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

First To Go <Strike>To College</strike> For A Run In Your Family

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Its not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. Its that no one runs in your family.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.

This might be my favorite insult ever. Except my friend might not laugh. she's left handed and draws pretty darn well.

OMG - I'm going to do this!

I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up.

for my dear husband... thanks for cooking!

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

That darn funky music...

Cause of Death: "Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died"

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.