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"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Totally me-- the first time I tried cooking I broke the mixer!

Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

LOL!  This is my epitaph for sure.

DIED from not forwarding the text message to 10 people (or the email chain letters).

from Isabella & Max Rooms

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