Singing a song you don't know? Don't worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up...and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!!

All my friends are getting engaged, married, or having babies. I'm still just getting drunk. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said... Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!

TRUTH. ha!

all the time

ha! exactly

hahaha so true!!!

true

haha yup

So true!

Me.

8-/

Hahahahaha so true

I don't like hearing 'calm down' in any state, actually...

like a boss

Hahaha! yep!!!

hahahahaha..

Again, every day of my life ;) hahaha

Mercy.......I love it when the truth is absolutely hilarious!