Singing a song you don't know? Don't worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up...and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!!

haha yup

Hahaha! yep!!!

My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said... Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!

I should hand these out as business cards since it seems to be my job to tell the unpopular truths


True story

True. Story.

All my friends are getting engaged, married, or having babies. I'm still just getting drunk. | Cry For Help Ecard |

lol...sometimes this is true....not ALL the time...but there have been moments.


OMG this is way too funny not to post lolol


Too Funny!

Cause being selfish is OK!

Nope. Still don't remember.



too true!

ya I do.

so true.