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GOOD LORD I <3 Betty White!

I love you, Betty White. My hero. I wanna be Betty White when I grow up Betty should be the ambassador for the Internet

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I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

Lord...

"Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't." hahaha, great play on Lord, Grant me the Serenity.

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Bwahahaha! Love this.

so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

happens at least once a week.

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

Never learned

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. On an emotional and personal level. I'm working on delivery, but it hurts on so many levels to be quiet.

thats why people be staring when i'm on the treadmill... totally makes sense now

Oh How Pinteresting...

Hilarious!!!!!!!!! I can't tell you how many times I wished I had a sign like this. Good...no great idea.

One of my biggest pet peeves.i cant stand slow people in the fast lane.it clearly states on the signs"SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" I so want to do this on my next trip!

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