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Jenny by @jennyannpenny

Yes, my name is in a song. No, you don’t need to start singing that song to me. (this would make an awesome tshirt!) When old men sing " A Boy Named Sue".

FRIENDS FOR LIFE. @Ade Chong @Priya Balraju @Mavis @Abel Weiming @Kieran Teh @Kenneth Ang @Vivienne Tan  @Ix Wong @Hock Khek @Colin Goei

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Valentine's Day Funnies - The Spring Mount 6 Pack

Some Very Nontraditional Valentine's Day Cards

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Hahah

A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

Aahh.  But they weren't hidden, they were laid in the middle of the road in plain sight.  Remember 1972, Bark River, MI.  RIP.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

And then you catch yourself in a weird way and break your foot! I'll never go down stairs the same way!

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

awkward...

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

Hehehehe!!

Brehm, Finotello Having those weird-ass conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put in a mental hospital . "does the pope shit in the woods?

Worlds Greatest CFO #worldsgreatest #worldsgreatesttshirt #cfo

Evolution of Harden- HOUSTON Edition - - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

Seriously!! Except for when you LOVE their voice ;-) ... this is actually a great idea. In 2 years it'll be the norm.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

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