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I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Jajajajaja nooo

Most people have ah-hah moments. I have aww-fuck moments :P

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the close relatives - I can't help it! These things make me think of you all!

Funny Flirting Ecard: There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

Don't. Füčk. With. Us.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

Lol.... So true ;) love my girls!

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a

Lol!!! I can't!!!!!!

I fart. whisper in my panties? If you "whisper in your panties", you're in denial!

Booze also tells me it's a great idea to get naked every time i drink

Booze is an asshole:

The Bud bottle is accurate, but Jack Daniels always tells me "Of course it'd be awesome if you danced like a fool and made out with random strangers!