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Once went to my hairdressers and asked for a long bob. The hairdresser won a holiday in the middle of my hair cut and went nuts. In her euphoria she shaved the back of my head and gave me a long crop on the top. Unfortunately I'm English so when she asked if it was ok social convention meant I couldn't say I hated it. Instead I said it was lovely and then went home and quietly wept.