Do you?

sometimes hibernation is the best!


Well, my childhood is ruined.

I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka. #funnyquote #truth #funny #honest #willywonka #upfront

No, no, no

This sounds like a challenge for me & my brother!

no, Mr. Murray... you are.

people always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair!!

Does not play well with stupid people..

I need this on a laminated card. Or, better yet, in business card form to give out as needed.


Work like a captain, Play like a pirate

Makes me laugh, laugh, laugh

I need this posted on my bathroom mirror...

3rd law, updated

Love ittttt