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adios bitchachos...why do I find this so funny.

And I don't wear heels. SNORK! (Lord, please forgive me and may God bless the Pygmies in New Guinea.)

Really, any Dr. Seuss book is great. I'll try not to post every single one--just our favourites.

Lol. Sorry for the explicitness but it's funny.

♪♫my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like its better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you, but i'd have to charge♪♫

Oh boy, this is so true on some days... the fun part is letting other folks guess which days that is! :-)

Lmao I thought this meant effect you and the middle finger but it's really for love you and a ring finger I'm awful