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I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

I have totally handed my students a glue stick and told them to use it as chapstick! So hilarious that I find this later!

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

Oh I so understand this ..Wa-hoooo !

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. This is so me! Problem is I buy more when its gone!

basically. Story of my life

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Sad, but true!  #resolution #humor

You will NOT see me run or jog period. You will not make me run or jog i refuse and probably will throw something at you. The only time i run is if something is chasing after me.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly never been to Target.

Target = happiness This is so me- definitely the place I spend the most money.

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