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nickthejam: “ Then don’t join my fan club bitch. ” this was funny to me

Insurance Companies MOA and then that department might transfer you and then you might get disconnected so let me give you another number to call if that happens. Prior Authorization Run Around

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

Love the Blunt Cards

Funny pictures about No alcohol at this party. Oh, and cool pics about No alcohol at this party. Also, No alcohol at this party.

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Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

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Partnered Post: Some Tasty Candy Buffet Advice From Temptation Candy

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

Monday! Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.

Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.that's if you only drink on the weekends.

Lmao!! This is so me it's sad.

This one had me laughing pretty hard! Im definitely guilty haha

Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

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But just housewife because I hate everyone and have no friends. You my only frand.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

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