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Very true

i have cdo its like ocd but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be funny quote

Live, Laugh, Love

Funny and or stupid signs about guns. Funny signs about the second amendment. Funny signs and quotes about gun control.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

I thought I was the only person who thought this!!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

if looks could kill, you'd be dead.

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

"Like a museum." Tell me about it!!

Museum of "Two Kids Live in This House"! ummmm yes this is my entire house.

And that foot massage is right at the tip of your fingers.

Easiest Pulled Pork Ever!

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

#11:11 do your damn job

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, shooting stars, and birthday candles.

hi i am a pinoholic - Google Search

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

so true... i also love when people laugh with wild abandon. one of my fave people laughs BIG when he laughs. it is JOY.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

annoying/// yes so relevant; except todays the day you are annoying the heck out of me -___-

Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

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