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Ex Libris: Book Page Prints

Lol that is the only time you find me outside! dictionary art print - I'm OUTDOORSY In That I Like Getting DRUNK on PATIOS - funny quote recycled book page

...so I just re-start the dryer!!!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

I Do Know Crazy

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two


This makes me laugh so hard because I am a cranky cow today! Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.

Hell hath no Fury like your Kid... --- repin, only links to pic :/ -- credit on photo: ReciteThis.com ~cm

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.


The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late ! Its Too Late Baby. You Are Stuck !

Fits me perfectly!! ☺️

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine. Well, maybe not the wine ;

Yesssss indeed

Shelby is currently single, and she's not really looking to mingle. One of her fears is being rejected in a relationship.

My hearts says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god women, eat a salad.

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

Pretty accurate haha

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone -- For real!

yup.. its like eye candy every time I visit though :)

Philips Pure White LED Twinkling Glitter String 42" Chirstmas Snowman Decoration

For those grumpy days..... Lol

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

My daddy used to say I ordered by the price on the menu. ;)

This is SO ME it's not even a joke. Except, instead of spiritual gift I think it's more a curse