the polite way to tell someone they are stupid
Firefly Castles, Firefly Quotes, Lol Funny, Funny Humor, Awesome, Some People, Brown Coats, Captain Mal, Captain My Captain
Oh Captain, My Captain :)
Oh Mal, you're my favorite brown coat!
...and this is my new favorite insult. Goes for some people at school.
#lol #funny #humor
Oh, Captain Mal! Firefly quote.
Father Day Cards, For Kids, Fathers Day Cards
The perfect Father's Day cards for kids who aren't ridiculously sentimental
John Oliver Drafts Everyone’s Favorite Fictional President for Doomsday Announcement Video | Vanity Fair
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John Oliver wants you to see THIS when the world ends | Entertain This!
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Doomsday Video (HBO) /"Tragically, our time together as a species, draws short..." <<<<LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John Oliver & Martin Sheen Present The Ultimate Doomsday Video
Hungarian language learning
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Hungarian language learning ( this is so true!! 😃👏👏)
Reincarnation humor -- if I forget this time around, I promise to do it next lifetime...promise! lol
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polaroid wedding guestbook
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Poloroid photo guest book
Cool guestbook idea! I already have the camera lol
Polaroid guest book | The Budget Savvy Bride
Backyard wedding with purple details | The Budget Savvy Bride
thumbprint tree guest book
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Bleu de Toi - the blog: Original Tree Designs
Such a cute idea :) Medium Low Oak Design, The original hand-drawn guest book fingerprint tree (ink pads sold separately). $80.00, via Etsy.
fingerprint guest book would make a great family tree as well.
fingerprint tree | guestbook idea
cute idea. thumbprint guest book
Thumb print guest book tree. cute idea! and i love the bride and groom!
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Guestbook Idea / Mad Libs or Fill in The Blanks
millcitybride.com has two guest book alternatives.
Lol so true
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Introvert Cat - so true! introvert problems
You should come, it'll do you good to get out of the house!/But I like my house. #IntrovertCat
Side effects of having a type a personality
Introvert Cat - person wants to date you; debate whether you want them to infringe on your alone time
These introverted cat memes describe my life! Lol
Frozen Ponds, Ice Skating, Mallard Ducks, Ducks Lose, Funny Animal, Birds, Photo, Udo Schlottmann, Beautiful Creatures
These cute and funny animals part 3 (40 Photos)
A mallard duck loses his balance on the ice and is sent sliding across the surface of a frozen pond in Dortmund, Germany. - photo by Udo Schlottmann / Caters News
A mallard duck loses his balance while trying to ice skate
A mallard duck loses his balance on the ice and is sent sliding across the surface of a frozen pond in Dortmund, Germany. Picture: UDO SCHLOTTMANN / CATERS NEWS #birds #reflections #winter
home-02_lrg.jpg 600×452 pixels
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How do you breathe out of that little thing?
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How DO you breathe through that little thing?? ... So funny!
Friday Funny: A little lovely
How do you breathe through that little thing – LOL and Funny Picture at BreakBrunch.com
OMG!! i could NOT resist. funny stuff.
How do you breathe through that little thing? I laughed so hard I cried!!
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Hahahaha that's funny stuff right there. Poor girl though lol.. She gets kind of a bad wrap.
#GrumpyCat #Memes Kristen Stewart is the human version of grumpy cat
DEAD! #KristenStewart #GrumpyCat @Staci Flick Flick Chambers
grumpy cat reincarnated as kristen stewart
Best grumpy cat pic I've seen yet!
God, Pagan Funny, Do You, Funny Stuff, Even, Excuses Me, Capricorn, Saturday Mornings, Animal
Though he may seem unfriendly, arrogant, or without humor to outsiders, Capricorn is inwardly quite warm and sympathetic, often with a surprisingly quick wit.
"Excuse me... Do you have time to talk about Pan, our Lord and Satyr, and God of Nature?" (1236×1636)
innocence of life...love the smiles...
Best Friends, Life, True Friends, Sweet, Counted Chromosom, Beautiful, Things, Syndrome Awareness, Caramel Apples
Some of my best friends have "Downs"
Beautiful! It is alarming how parents are pressured toward abortion once a diagnosis is made. Not to mention these tests are not always accurate.
True friends :)
Art IDSC for Life: Friends dont count chromosomes! teacherish
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German guy trying to make sense of the many American idioms! This guy is hilarious!
German Guys, Laughing So Hard, German Men, American Idioms, Funniest Things, So Funny, Parties Pooper, Jennifer Poop, Parties I
Probably THE best and funniest thing I've seen in a long time. German guy trying to make sense of an American idiom. I could watch this all day.
seriously, i cant stop laughing. German guy trying to make sense of American idioms. Jennifer Poops at parties! I poops at parties, but no one knows because I close the door....
German guy trying to make sense of the American idiom, "party pooper." brought tears to my eyes- laughing so hard
German guy trying to make sense of the American idiom "party pooper". Hahaha so funny!
She poops at parties.... This is the funniest thing! German man trying to understan the saying "party pooper"
Honestly, I find this hilarious because I STILL just do not understand the virgin mary and the idea of "immaculate conception" I mean logically, how does this make any sense even biologically? and also, doesn't this just completely take away from being a virgin and what it all means to be one and what it means to have sex and omg what?!?!?!?!
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This probably shouldn't have made me laugh but...
well with god all things are possible o.o lol
Tees snorg - Nueva Camisetas de humor cada semana - Cool Tee Shirts Gráfico
Like A Boss, Hot Stuff, Pick Up Line, Beards Dragon, Funny Pics, Pickup Line, So Funny, Lizards, Pet Stores
If I had a nickle for every time a bearded dragon tried to hit on me at the pet store.... #Recipes
hate lizards.. but so funny
Lizard pickup lines
Bearded dragon's pick up line.
Honestly, if I came across this lizard in a pet store I wouldn't hesitate to buy it!
like a boss...
Funny protest signs
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Funny protesting signs… OMG SO MUCH LAUGH.
The funniest protesting signs- Adding this to my bucket list
The best protest signs so funny!!
Funny stuff lol
Protest signs worth holding. I would love to show up to a random protest with a funny sign
Funny protesting signs. I want to be one of these people. Particularly the one holding the Brick sign.
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Bahahaha: Every. Single. Day.
Bahahaha! Everyday of my life!
#funny #humor #ecard #mirror #quote #accurate
so funny, so true - that can't be accurate
As taken from tumblr: "Nomadic Mongolian Boy and his friend Mr. Calf."
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Nomadic Mongolian Boy~ ANIMALS ARE FRIENDS-NOT FOOD!
Nomadic Mongolian Boy by David Edwards
Best friends, in Mongolia.
This world is like a mountain. Your Echo depends on you. If you scream good things, the world will give it back. If you scream bad things, the world will give it back. Even if someone says badly about you, speak well about him. Change Your Heart to change the World. ~ Shams Tabrizi image: David Edwards
The future of Humanity belongs to children of childfull people, not the ChildFree By Choice people, Herbivore Men, or MGTOW men because they have chosen to have no kids. Future is the ultimate test for right and wrong, good and bad, moral or immoral. Families with right mentality have future. Families with wrong mentality (e.g. ChildFree By Choice, Herbivore Men, or MGTOW ideologies) have no future.
Little Boy & Calf // Mongolia
Nomadic Mongolian Boy~ and his friend mr. calf. Nomadic Mongolian strategically cleaned boys with equally carefully groomed calves are said to be the coolest kids ever. I don't think it's worth to have kids if they are not the coolest ever. I mean, you invest your life. So, I'm not Mongolian, I'm not nomadic, I don't own calves, and I actually am not cool. Therefore, I'm not having kids.
60 Tiny Love Stories to Make You Smile
One Day, In Love, Cant Wait, Oneday, Young At Heart, Hammocks, True Love, Old Couple, So Sweet
Nothing makes me happier than seeing old couples still in love :) true love does exist!
Old couples who are still so in love are adorable.. so hope this is me one day!
cute old couple still in love... or just falling out of the hammock?
So old and still deeply in love. I Cant wait:)
60 Tiny Love Stories to Make You Smile Here’s a selection of 60 tiny love stories that warmed our hearts and made us smile too. We hope they do the same for you. Today, my 75-year-old grandpa who has been blind from cataracts for almost 15 years said to me, “Your grandma is just the most beautiful thing, isn’t she?” I paused for a second and said, “Yes she is. I bet you miss seeing that beauty on a daily basis.” “Sweety,” my grandpa said, “I still see her beauty every day. In fact, I see it more now than I used to when we were young.” MMT Today, I walked my daughter down the aisle. Ten years ago I pulled a 14 year old boy out of his mom’s fire-engulfed SUV after a serious accident. Doctors initially said he would never walk again. My daughter came with me several times to visit him at the hospital. Then she started going on her own. Today, seeing him defy the odds and smile widely, standing on his own two feet at the altar as he placed a ring on my daughter’s finger MMT. Today, I walked up to the door of my office (I’m a florist) at 7AM to find a uniformed Army soldier standing out front waiting. He was on his way to the airport to go to Afghanistan for a year. He said, “I usually bring home a bouquet of flowers for my wife every Friday and I don’t want to let her down when I’m away.” He then placed an order for 52 Friday afternoon deliveries of flowers to his wife’s office and asked me to schedule one for each week until he returns. I gave him a 50% discount because it made my day to see something so sweet. MMT Today, I told my 18 year old grandson that nobody asked me to prom when I was in high school, so I didn’t attend. He showed up at my house this evening dressed in a tuxedo and took me as his date to his prom. MMT Today, when she woke up from an eleven month coma, she kissed me and said, “Thank you for being here, and telling me those beautiful stories, and never giving up on me… And yes, I will marry you.” MMT Today, I was sitting on a park bench eating a sandwich for lunch when an elderly couple pulled their car up under a nearby oak tree. They rolled down the windows and turned up some jazz music on the radio. Then the man got out of the car, walked around to the passenger side, opened the door for the woman, took her hand and helped her out of her seat, guided her about ten feet away from the car, and they slow danced for the next half hour under the oak tree. MMT Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O- blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin brother has O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to his parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took his blood and he asked, “So when will I die?” He thought he was giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they’ll both be fine. MMT Today, my dad is the best dad I could ask for. He’s a loving husband to my mom (always making her laugh), he’s been to every one of my soccer games since I was 5 (I’m 17 now), and he provides for our family as a construction foreman. This morning when I was searching through my dad’s toolbox for a pliers, I found a dirty folded up paper at the bottom. It was an old journal entry in my dad’s handwriting dated exactly one month before the day I was born. It reads, “I am eighteen years old, an alcoholic who is failing out of college, a past cutter, and a child abuse victim with a criminal record of auto theft. And next month, ‘teen father’ will be added to the list. But I swear I will make things right for my little girl. I will be the dad I never had.” And I don’t know how he did it, but he did it. MMT Today, my 8-year-old son hugged me and said, “You are the best mom in the whole entire world!” I smiled and sarcastically replied, “How do you know that? You haven’t met every mom in the whole entire world.” My son squeezed me tighter and said, “Yes I have. You are my world.” MMT Today, I have an elderly patient who is suffering from a severe case of Alzheimer’s. He can rarely remember his own name, and he often forgets where he is and what he said just a few minutes beforehand. But by the stretch of some miracle (perhaps the miracle of love), he remembers who is wife is every morning when she shows up to spend a few hours with him. He usually greets her by saying, “Hello my beautiful Kate.” MMT Today, my 21 year old Labrador can barely stand up, can’t see, can’t hear, and doesn’t have enough strength to bark. But it doesn’t stop her from wagging her tail a mile a minute every single time I walk into the room. MMT Today is our 10th anniversary, but since my husband and I are both recently unemployed we agreed not to get each other any gifts. When I woke up this morning, my husband was already up. I walked downstairs to find beautiful wild flowers brilliantly arranged all over the house. There must be 400 flowers total and he didn’t spend a dime. MMT Today, my high school boyfriend, who I thought I’d never see again, showed me the pictures of the two of us he kept in his Army helmet while he was overseas for the last 8 years. MMT Today, my 88-year-old grandmother and her 17 year old cat are both blind. My grandmother’s guide dog leads my grandmother around the house, which is normal. But lately, he’s been guiding her cat around the house too. When her cat meows, he walks up and rubs against her, and then she follows directly behind him to her food, to the litter box, to the other end of the house for a nap, etc. MMT Today, I watched in horror through the kitchen window as my 2-year-old slipped and fell head first into the pool. But before I could get to her, our Labrador Retriever, Rex, jumped in after her, grabbed her by her shirt collar and pulled her to the shallow steps where she could stand. MMT Today, my older brother has donated bone marrow 16 times to help treat my cancer. He communicates directly with my doctor and does it without me even asking or knowing when he has an appointment. And today my doctor informed me that the treatment appears to be working. “Cancer cells have been drastically reduced in the last few months.” MMT Today, I was driving home with my grandfather when he suddenly made a u-turn and said, “I forgot to get your grandmother a bouquet of flowers. I’ll pick up one from the florist at the corner down here. It’ll only take a second.” “What’s so special about today that you have to buy her flowers?” I asked. “There’s nothing specifically special about today,” my grandfather said. “Every day is special. Your grandmother loves flowers. They put a smile on her face.” MMT Today, I re-read the suicide letter I wrote on the afternoon of September 2nd 1996 about two minutes before my girlfriend showed up at my door and told me, “I’m pregnant.” Suddenly I felt I had a reason to live. Today she’s my wife. We’ve been happily married for 14 years. And my daughter, who is almost 15 now, has two younger brothers. I re-read my suicide letter from time to time as a reminder to be thankful – I am thankful I got a second chance at life and love. MMT Today, and every day for the last two months since I returned to school with burn scars on my face after being hospitalized for nearly a month for injuries I sustained in a house fire, a red rose was taped to my locker when I got to school in the morning. I have no clue who is getting to school early and leaving me these roses. I’ve even arrived early myself a few times to try to figure it out, but each time the rose was already there. MMT Today was the 10 year anniversary of my dad’s passing. When I was a kid he used to hum a short melody to me as I was going to sleep. When I was 18, as he rested in his hospital bed fighting cancer, the roles were reversed and I hummed the melody to him. I haven’t heard that melody since, until last night. My fiancé and I were turned on our sides looking at each other in bed when he started humming it to me. His mom used to hum it to him when he was a kid. MMT Today, a woman who must have her voicebox removed due to cancer is enrolled in my sign language class. Her husband, four children, two sisters, brother, mother, father, and twelve close friends are also enrolled in the same class so they can communicate with her after she loses her ability to speak aloud. MMT Today, my 11-year-old son speaks fluent sign language because his best friend, Josh, who he grew up with from the time he was an infant, is deaf. Seeing their genuine friendship evolve and grow over the years MMT. Today, due to Alzheimer’s and dementia, my grandfather usually can’t remember who my grandmother is when he wakes up in the morning. It bothered my grandmother a year ago when it first happened, but now she’s fully supportive of his condition. In fact, she plays a game every day in which she tries to get my grandfather to ask her to re-marry him before dinnertime. She hasn’t failed yet. MMT Today, my dad passed away from natural causes at the age of 92. I found his body resting peacefully in the recliner in his bedroom. In his lap, facing upright, were three framed 8×10 photographs of my mom who passed away about 10 years ago. She was the love of his life, and apparently the last thing he wanted to see before he passed. MMT Today, I am the proud mom of a blind 17-year-old boy. Although my son was born without his sense of sight, it hasn’t stopped him from being a straight A student, a guitarist (whose band just surpassed 25,000 downloads of their first album), and a loving boyfriend to his long-term girlfriend, Valerie. Just today, his younger sister asked him what he likes about Valerie, and he said, “Everything. She’s beautiful.” MMT Today, I waited on an elderly couple. The way they looked at each other… you could see they were in love. When the husband mentioned that they were celebrating their anniversary, I smiled and said, “Let me guess. You two have been together forever.” They laughed and the wife said, “Actually, no, today is our 5 year anniversary. We both outlived our spouses and then life blessed us with one more shot at love.” MMT Today, my father found my little sister alive, chained up in a barn. She was abducted near Mexico City almost 5 months ago. Authorities stopped actively searching for her a few weeks later. My mom and I laid her soul to rest. We had a funeral for her last month. All of our family and friends attended the ceremony except my father. Instead he kept looking for her. He said he “loved her too much to give up.” And she’s back home now because he never did. MMT Today, there are two senior boys at my school who have an openly gay relationship. They have experienced verbal humiliation on a daily basis for the last two years, yet they continue to hold each other’s hand in the hallways. Despite threats and vandalized lockers, they showed up to prom this evening wearing matching tuxedos. Seeing them on the dance floor, smiling from ear to ear in spite of all the haters MMT. Today, my sister and I were in a bad car accident. My sister is Mrs. Popular at school – she knows everyone. I’m a bit of an introvert – I hang-out with the same 2 girls all the time. My sister immediately posted a comment on Facebook about our accident. And while all her friends were commenting, my 2 friends showed up independently at the scene of the accident before the paramedics arrived. MMT Today, my fiancé returned home from his last tour of duty overseas. Yesterday he was just my boyfriend, or so I thought. Almost a year ago, he mailed me a package. He told me I wasn’t allowed to open it until he got home in two weeks. But then his tour got extended for another 11 months. Today, when he got home, he told me to open the package, and just as I pulled the ring out of the box, he got down on one knee. MMT Today, my 12-year-old son, Sean, and I stopped by the nursing home together for the first time in several months. Usually I come alone see my mother who’s suffering from Alzheimer’s. When we walked into the lobby, the nurse said, “Hi, Sean!” and then buzzed us in. “How does she know your name?” I asked. “Oh, I swing by here on my walk home from school all the time to say hi to Grandma,” Sean said. I had no idea. MMT Today, I found an old hand written note my mom wrote when she was a senior in high school. On it is a list of qualities she hoped she would someday find in a boyfriend. The list is basically an exact description of my dad, who she didn’t meet until she was 27. MMT Today, I’ve been chemistry lab partners with one of the most beautiful (and popular) girls at our school since the beginning of the school year. And although I never would have had the courage to talk to her otherwise, she’s totally down to earth and sweet. We spend our time in the lab chatting, laughing, and getting A’s (she’s smart too), and just recently we started talking a little bit outside of class too. Last week when I heard that she didn’t have a date to our homecoming dance, I desperately wanted to ask her, but chickened out every time I was about to. Then this afternoon, at lunchtime, she ran up to me and formally asked me to ask her to the dance. So I did, and she kissed me on the cheek and said, “Yes!” MMT Today, on our 10th anniversary, she handed me a suicide note she wrote when she was 22, on the exact day we met. And she said, “For all these years I didn’t want you to know how foolish and unstable I was back when we met. But even though you didn’t know, you saved me. Thank you.” MMT Today, my grandpa keeps an old, candid photo on his nightstand of my grandma and him laughing together at some party in the 1960’s. My grandma passed away from cancer in 1999 when I was 7. This evening when I was at his house, my grandpa caught me staring at the photo. He walked up, hugged me from behind and said, “Remember, just because something doesn’t last forever, doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth your while.” MMT Today, I sat down with my two daughters, ages 4 and 6, to explain to them that we have to move out of our 4 bedroom house and into a 2 bedroom apartment for awhile until I can find another job that pays well. My daughters looked at each other for a moment and then my youngest daughter turned to me and asked, “Are we all moving into the apartment together?” “Yes,” I replied. “Oh, so no big deal then,” she said. MMT Today, I met the prettiest woman on a plane. Assuming I wouldn’t see her again after we made our connections, I told her how pretty I thought she was. She gave me the most sincere smile and said, “Nobody has said that to me in 10 years.” It turns out we’re both in our mid-30’s, never married, no kids, and we live about 5 miles away from each other. We have a date set for next Saturday after we return home. MMT Today, I’m a mother of 2 and a grandmother of 4. At 17 I got pregnant with twins. When my boyfriend and friends found out I wasn’t going to abort them, they turned a cold shoulder to me. But I pressed forward, worked full-time while attending school, graduated high school and college, and met a guy in one of my classes who has loved my children like his own for the last 50 years. MMT Today, on my 29th birthday, I returned home from my 4th and final tour of duty overseas. The little girl who lives next door to my parents (who isn’t so little any more - she’s 22 now) met me at the airport with a long stemmed rose, a bottle of my favorite vodka, and then asked me out on a date. MMT Today, my daughter accepted her boyfriend’s marriage proposal. He is 3 years older than her. They started dating when she was 14 and he was 17. I never liked the age difference when they were kids. When he turned 18 a week before she turned 15, my husband insisted they break-up. They maintained a friendship, but went on to date other people. Now at the ages of 24 and 27, I’ve never seen two people more in love. MMT Today, after I heard that my mom stayed home from work with the flu, I stopped by Wal-Mart on my way home from school to pick her up some canned soup. I ran into my dad who was already in the check-out line. He had 5 cans of soup, NyQuil, tissues, tampons, 4 romantic comedy DVDs and a bouquet of flowers. My dad makes me smile and MMT. Today, I was sitting on a hotel balcony watching 2 lovers in the distance walk along the beach. From their body language, I could tell they were laughing and enjoying each other’s company. As they got closer, I realized they were my parents. My parents almost got divorced 8 years ago. MMT Today, I’m only 17, but I’ve been with my boyfriend, Jake, for 3 years, and last night was the first time we spent the night together. We’ve never ‘done it,’ and we didn’t last night either. Instead, we baked cookies, watched two comedies, laughed, played Xbox and fell asleep in each other’s arms. Despite the warnings from my parents, he’s been nothing but a gentleman and a best friend. MMT Today, when I tapped the side of my wheelchair and told my husband, “You’re the only reason I want to be free from this contraption,” he kissed me on my forehead and said, “Honey, I don’t even see that thing.” MMT Today, my grandmother and grandfather, who were both in their early 90’s and married for 72 years, both died of natural causes approximately one hour apart from each other. MMT Today, my dad came to see me for the first time in 6 months since I told him I’m gay. When I opened the door he had tears in his eyes and he immediately gave me a huge hug and said, “I’m sorry, Jason. I love you.” MMT Today, my autistic little sister spoke her first word at the age of 6 – my name. MMT Today, at the age of 72, nearly 15 years after my grandfather passed away, my grandmother remarried. And since I’m only 17, I’ve never seen her so happy in all my life. It’s inspiring to see two people so in love at their age. MMT it’s never too late. Today, at a jazz club in San Francisco I saw a man and woman enjoying a drink together. The woman was a dwarf and the man must have been 6 feet tall. Later in the evening they went out onto the dance floor. The man got down on his knees so they could slow dance together. They danced the rest of the night. MMT Today, as I was sleeping, I woke up to my daughter calling my name. I was sleeping in a sofa chair in her hospital room. I opened my eyes to her beautiful smile. My daughter has been in a coma for 98 days. MMT Today, exactly 10 years ago almost to the minute, I stopped at an intersection and a car rear ended me. The driver was a student at UF, just like me. He was cordial and apologetic. As we waited for the cops and the tow truck we chatted and started laughing together about all sorts of stuff. We exchanged numbers and the rest is history. We just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary. MMT Today, I was working in a coffee shop when 2 gay men walked in holding hands. As you might expect, heads started turning. Then a young girl at the table next to me asked her mom why 2 men were holding hands. Her mom replied, “Because they love each other.” MMT Today, after 2 years of separation, my ex-wife and I resolved our differences and met for dinner. We laughed and chatted for almost 4 hours. Then just before she left, she handed me a large envelope. In it were 20 love letters she wrote me over the last 2 years. There was a post-it note on the envelope that said, “Letters I was too stubborn to send.” MMT Today, I was in an accident that left me with a gash on my forehead. The doctors wrapped a bandage around my head and said I have to keep it on all week. I hate wearing it. Two minutes ago my little brother walked into my room wearing a bandage on his head. My mom said he insisted that he didn’t want me to feel alone. MMT Today, my mother passed away after a long battle with cancer. My best friend lives 2000 miles away and called to comfort me. While on the phone, he asked, “What would you do if I showed up at your house and gave you the biggest hug in the world?” “I would surely smile,” I replied. And then he rang my doorbell. MMT Today, as my 91-year-old grandfather (a military doctor, war hero, and successful business owner) rested in his hospital bed, I asked him what his greatest life accomplishment was. He turned around, grabbed my grandmother’s hand, looked her in the eyes, and said, “Growing old with you.” MMT Today, as I watched my 75-year-old grandmother and grandfather being silly with each other and laughing in the kitchen, I felt like I got a short glimpse of what true love feels like. I hope I find it someday. MMT Today, exactly twenty years ago to the hour, I risked my life to save a woman who was drowning in the rapids of the Colorado River. And that’s how I met my wife - the love of my life. MMT Today, on our 50th wedding anniversary, she smiled at me and said, “I only wish I had met you sooner.” MMT Today, my blind friend explained to me in vivid detail how beautiful his new girlfriend is. MMT
In love & young at heart
i want to grow old with someone & be like this oneday <3
Love is the answer
Inspiration, Quotes, Graffiti, Art Journals, Street Art, Love Is, Albert Einstein, Things, Streetart
Albert Einstein graffiti / by Bansky
'Love is the Answer' by Bansky, the new 'God' of street art. The life of this England-based street artist, well-known for his satirical art and air of mystery, was well documented in the movie “Exit Through the Gift Shop”.
i ♥ pretty things — Love street art.
Love is the answer - Einstein #streetart
Norman: Tough guys love Hello Kitty too
Norman Reedus, Walks Dead, Daryl Dixon, Normanin Taipei, Reedus Addiction, Tough Guys, Norman In Taipei, Hello Kitty, Dixon Norman
Norman: Tough guys love Hello Kitty too.... I think I'm in love O.O