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It's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying 'I'm sexy'...in braille.

It's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying 'I'm sexy'...in braille.

He knows My Name in Sign language By: Annie And Kelly McRae  Am so going to sign this one. This is (one of) my favorite songs.

He knows My Name in Sign language By: Annie And Kelly McRae Am so going to sign this one. This is (one of) my favorite songs.

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

my yoga pants made it to yoga once. the other 296 times I wore them I was pregnant and too lazy to wear real pants. & prego pants are fugly.

Terrence and I laughed for about 5 minutes over this this morning.

Want kids to behave on road trips? Bring a bag of candy. Anytime they misbehave, throw a piece of candy out the window. Wish I would have thought this up 20 years ago!

Reserved! Do not bother Funny Humor printed T-Shirts

Reserved! Do not bother Funny Humor printed T-Shirts

Brooklyn T Factory Reserved! Do not bother Funny Humor printed T-Shirts. Do wear it for fun or don't wanna be bothered by others!

TRUTH

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we don't care.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we don't care. At least we are having fun.

 My husband does this to me ALL the time.

webmd always says i'm dying of cancer! EVERY TIME! Me- "Why do I have a strange taste in my mouth?" WebMD - No big deal, just throat cancer.

I'm a lady

"Will & Grace" Karen Walker: Because I'm a lady, assface.

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