The lawnmower one isn't funny. That happened to a good friend of mine when she was a little girl, and she's lived with prosthetic legs since then. So don't laugh at that, please because she is such a happy energetic girl that it would break my heart.
one day i shall be an fbi agent. i will find the government database. i will enter in tom hiddleston's photo and find the 7 people who look like him. i will get their adresses. is that stalker-ish? yes, yes it its<< previous pinned said this.
How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face