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or tiredness.

this is totally me. I'm like I'm sorry here is your head back I apologize for biting it off earlier :)

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, Byeeee.

May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I should start working out b/c I'd have been the first to die in the Hunger Games. No chance I'm eating any sort of crap I find in nature :)

Pinterest wedding #ecard #funny These are making me feel better about myself. I'm not the only one who does this... I mean come on I don't even have a #boyfriend

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Hangry.  I'll admit.  I can get this way sometimes.

A Word to Fear: Hangry! — Word of Mouth

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

Brilliant Stephen Colbert.... even more hilarious when you hear him say this hahahaha

Brilliant Stephen Colbert…

Stephen Colbert on the complexity of One Direction's lyrics of 'What makes you beautiful'. Self confidence is what makes you beautiful, not make-up or a pretty dress.

Everyday please?

Everyday please?

I wish today was cancelled. Rainy days in bed are awesome.

Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to use exclamation points! Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!

In case I ever go missing...

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

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