If this summer is hot and you dont have a swimming pool. Here is the solution. No Excuses...

If this summer is hot and you dont have a swimming pool. Here is the solution. No Excuses...

I quote this. Not just funny--soo stinking hilarious! :) (THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT THIS QUOTE .... Now think about how much fun JC is RIGHT NOW & sorry but for the next ... OHHH say decade? Maybe more. Now think about your age. Now go get tubes tied ❤™)

Things to release at a wedding ceremony…

They left out bats. Plus releasing prisoners is a great relationship builder! Couples who do illegal things together stay together. Until they get caught. Then they get shipped to different prisons... It's like 3 am why am I writing this...

Thanks, Best Western!

mutterings, snapshots, things that make me chuckle to myself or make my heart sing. Blessed are the weird people – poets, misfits, writers, mystics, heretics, painters, troubadours – for they teach us to see the world through different eyes ~ Jacob...

yep...that is me! Somebody just needs to invent a mirror with six pack abs and a GREAT ass! @Kandice Bailey

This reminds me of when our house really was broken into...the police thought my room had been trashed...Mom explained otherwise, and when I walked in I knew exactly what had been take immediately! Never thought of it as an anti-theft strategy, though!!

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