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When you say 'long story short' you really mean 'I'm not going to shut the fuck up for a long time.' Land the plane already!

Dear Customer- I work here, NOT YOU, I'm right, you're wrong. I obviously know what I'm talking about so can you please shut the hell up?

This is the problem when you are the only one of your friends who pays attention to and wants to debate politics...especially when someone actually tries to talk to you about it and they. know. nothing. Ugh it's like explaining algebra to a preschooler