Um. Yes, please.


I thought I was the only one!

Fluent in six languages ... profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk :-)

I'm not mad


What's wrong with society haha

Story of my life.

Pretty much



It's funny 'cause it's true...

Seriously. Lol! @lpennington @dteague2629

I hate when this happens

It does happen. fedex express. half an hour before I'm (supposed to be) off. dropping off 15 packages..

hahah amen. Can you PLEASE stop posting everything you do on FB? Try posting funny stuff. It would make everyone's day a little brighter!

reeeeeally laughing :)

but seriously.

Every single day.