This lady tells you how to redo furniture WITHOUT sanding or anything! And she swears by benjamin moore ironclad latex low lustre metal and wood enamel. Also she uses cheap foam rollers from walmart and cheap foam brushes from hobby lobby. First, Cut in the trim and angles with the foam brush then roll on the paint with the roller. | followpics.co
Valspar honey milk on body, Valspar malted milk on drawers. I think these two layered one on top of the other will give me what I want, and if it fails, I can resort to two tone. or, wth, one tone maybe.