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Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

I always laughed at this...

you son of a biscuit eating bull dog! what the french toast! you thought i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen! haha loved that commercial!

Once behind a wheelbarrow during a night hide and go seek (no one found me for at least half an hour - I was still hiding when everyone else was found) and another in a large hole in some bushes.

First Grade Problems. I'm not gonna be a Richard Simmonsgot and try to take credit for this so I'm doing this thing where I leave the author's name on the post First grade prob

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Codyyyy

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

I'm that idiot

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says “Push”.

:) This is why I use a straw! funny

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

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