I Got This...

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

Tell me I can't, then just sit back and watch me!!! Haha!

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....My life about 2 weeks before my wedding! It was so chaotic & crazy,BUT our wedding couldn't have turned our more perfect and romantic thanks to all my hard work & planing :)

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

Oh yeah!!!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

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"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, 'oh crap, she's up'" - on Being A Strong Woman Of Faith. For I am a warrior and I belong to God. Greater is He that is in me than he that is in the world!

not drunk

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

Couldn't be more true.

Used to be true! I left. Now I live in the south, which people love and never want to leave!

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly

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Amen. And it goes double for photos! #funny #humor

Updated quote of something I'm always saying to the children "If you can't say anything nice." :-) Some people don't realize they hurt other people's feelings with their comments.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much. So true for my Bestie Kim and I!

Sorry about the mess, but we LIVE here!--I want to put this in my house so bad!  I have two kids (well three if you can the adult one) and we live here and my kids play with toys and have fun!

For the front door. And the back door. And all doors within. I must hang this in my house!

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Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.