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That's when you run for your life

and in my house it was Dad. Mom spanking was expected, but Dad? Oh no, you better run.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!" How I feel at work

What my kids do

My kids in a nutshell! I actually tell them Psycho mom is coming out.

I know of a hypocrite who degrades and tries to control others & their feelings all the time,  yet when the person she tries to hurt stands up for themself then that person  is a horrible person. Stop being a hypocrite. Just bc you act religious, doesn't mean you are a good person on the INSIDE.. whether you admit it or not  God knows the honest truth.

Make your own mailable slice of cake

Funny Family Ecard: I enjoy being the black sheep of the family. Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show as much dirt as the white ones.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one.

Terrible Twos, yes they should....all of parenthood should really

Terrible Twos, yes they should.all of parenthood should really. and the terrible threes should come with hard alcohol!

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TAYLA yrs) there is a spider in my room. Me : you could kill it. Me : use a shoe. TAYLA : ok hang on. ( pause) I used Sadira's shoe.

As I'm getting texts from him...oh yeah, the garbage!

Im very busy doing things. very busy. very busy. very, very busy.

ALL Moms know this feeling.  Image Courtesy:   SomeeCardshttps://www.facebook.com/KidsberryIN ‪#‎KidsBerryIN‬

That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact. Well not my baby but my niece for sure!

Even the birds get on my nerves

Funny Confession Ecard: You know it's going to be a bad day when the first thing you say after you step outside is, 'Fuck you birds, you sound like shit.