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These letterpress cards, purchasable from Sapling Press’ Etsy store, are really simple–but they look great in a minimalist way thanks to Sapling’s high-quality letterpress print production. The text is from Dear Blank Please Blank.

“Dear Twilight Fans” card by Sapling Press

Dear Twilight Fans, Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted. Sincerely, Trekkies Hecks yes!

Haha, kids these days

I wish to devour the unborn! (Translation: I'd like some eggs for breakfast, please.

these are hilarious.  also: dear icebergs, sorry to hear about the global warming.  karma's a bitch.  sincerely, the titanic.

"Dear Mary, Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand. Sincerely, Joseph" Now THIS is a Christmas card I might consider sending!

when the cow jumped over the moon... and the dish ran away with the spoon...

Dear Fork

Probably need to invest in one of these.

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

I need to print some of these and hand them out.

You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. veganbonnie You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. You suck at parking. I need some of these cards.

:: QUOTES :: lovely card stock printed by Sapling Press - heart! #quotes

Design Free Thursday

letter to boyfriend from spiders ;) Dear Boyfriend, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

You paved the way little buddies.

So Nerdy. You would not believe the reaction I got from first graders when I pulled out a cassette tape! Not mention the not-so-floppy disk!

dear john jacob jingleheimer schmidt. letterpress card. $4.50, via Etsy.

Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt letterpress card by Sapling Press I can't stop laughing.

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